From: Stephen Lauf
To: design-l@lists.psu.edu
Subject: Re: a gathering of planets
Date: 2004.03.21 11:35

Dennis and Eva

Catherine de Ricci and Louis I. Kahn
Trumbauer
and Mrs. Dodge
Otto
and Maria
Piranesi
and Melania the Younger
Ludwig
and Agatha Christie (he was calling her "Clueless" behind her back)
Rubens and Bette Davis
Franziska
and Philippe le Beau (apparently he has an eye for the great grandmothers of his most recent descendants)
Napoleon and James A. Williams
Eutropia
and Napoleon II (they all sang 'Happy Birthday' for him, and every time Napoleon's son introduced himself as the King of Rome, Eutropia simply said, "You don't know a thing.")
Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette (when Ludwig saw Agatha mingling with Louis and Marie, he said, "Look! It's 'Clueless' with 'The DeCaps.'")
Theodosius and Aelia Flaccilla
Arcadius
and Aelia Eudoxia
Honorius
and Thermantia
Galla Placidia
and Athaulf
Stilico
and Serena
Princess Grace
and Samuel Goldwyn
John Kelly
and a bitch (apparently a seeing eye dog)
Rrose Sélavy and Pope Celestine V
Jennewein
and Lili Marlene
Franklin
and Maria Popinska, a quondam Russian scientist (Otto took one look at this couple and immediately said, "Oh, Now I get it. Maria Popinska and 'Let's go fly a kite.' Ben, you're still the funniest sense of humor I know.")
Helena and Eusebius (it was obvious they were up to something)

Ambrose surprised everyone by bringing Constantina and R. David Schmitt. (Ambrose enjoyed telling everyone how he and Dave each died on a Good Friday, and Constantina--actually everyone calls her Santa Costanza these days--enjoyed telling everyone about the architectural analysis of her mausoleum that Dave conducted back when he was a student at Temple University.)



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